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Black And Decker
03:26
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Right in the bathroom, the match is gonna start,
urinals in sight.
I got my position, the center is mine.
Resounds my battle cry.
Welcome to my game,
you know the drill so now you cannot get scared.
There’s nothing you can do.
I’m like a flasher ninja and there’s no turning back.
“Black and Decker” is my brand,
I’m waiting on your side.
You try to squeeze and shake
but nothing comes out.
Tonight I’m gonna fake the signs,
I’ll put the “out of order” everywhere I want.
Tonight I’m gonna bribe the staff,
the bathroom is my chessboard and you’ll be my pawn.
Tonight I’m gonna embrace my plan,
my zip is already down.
Tonight… tonight.
Welcome to my game,
my rival is weird but I don’t give a shit.
He looks me right in the eyes,
and now he pees like a blast.
“Black and Decker” is my brand,
you can own me or not.
This is getting hard. That’s what she said!
Tonight I’m gonna fake the signs,
I’ll put the “out of order” everywhere I want.
Tonight I’m gonna bribe the staff,
the bathroom is my chessboard and you’ll be my pawn.
Tonight I’m gonna embrace my plan,
my zip is already down.
Tonight… tonight.
Welcome to my game.
I don’t know if you care.
Come with me! Come!
Break me down.
Tonight! Tonight!
Break the signs!
Let’s give it all!
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2. |
No Merit Melons
03:42
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Let’s take a break, let’s be just friends!
It’s not you; I’m not ready for this!
Your fault! It’s your fault!
You better understand, I need some space
We should see other people, trust me.
I’ve met somebody else, you know it’s over…
We are through, so fuck you!
"We are fooling around
It’s just a bit of fun
We are messing around”
She gave him the boot and she kicked him in the ass,
but I heard She get’s around
Let’s take a break, let’s be just friends!
It’s not you, I’m not ready for this!
Your fault! It’s your fault!
Proportions are insane, your standard pack.
Comes with airbags on the front
Your boobs don’t give Extra-points! There’s no merit if you can roll!
Parachute-bra can’t make you win
“We are fooling around
It’s just a bit of fun
We are messing around”
She gave him the boot
And she kicked him in the ass
¡Los Limber!
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I’m fed up with hearing
where you think our band belongs.
So I tried but music cannot be tagged as you thought.
Bring together that elite and say: “Musical milkshake!”
If Georgie Dann’s able to mix it without ties,
we can turn this into:
Raze the hate.
Let’s get ready to rumble.
Against the fakes.
Let’s get ready to rumble.
This is the weirdest funk-ore, where music role is to unite us
Shake your ass!
From the very first born unicorns to the beasts of hell.
La esperanza engancha, ensancha
Todo se mueve encima de una balanza.
Locura disfruta, madura, escucha.
Todo significa aprender de otras culturas.
Abrir nuestras mentes, probar cosas diferentes.
Todo lo que entra son bienes.
No nos cerramos en banda.
¡Pisa el terreno nuevo y canta!
We don't feed your comments.
Those who point are no one's friends.
They’re a lie
LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE
Raze the hate.
Let’s get ready to rumble.
Against the fakes.
Let’s get ready to rumble.
Raze the hate.
Let’s get ready to rumble!
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So many artists have talent and skills.
So many artists but no one have this:
Let me show you a hero I know.
The artist of cocks.
Koldo does magic, gives penises soul.
Has no other power, but this one is strong.
Look at those shapes, is insane!
Unsheathing his pen.
(Wanker, wanker. You wanker)
Our hero comes again.
(Wanker, wanker. You wanker)
Unsheathing his pen.
(Watch out you)
Turn these strokes into veins.
(Watch out!)
Woooaahh!! Community of artists,
you should envy his glans.
Volant, Volant
Sempre amun! (Sempre amunt!)
Nanana
Tu amb mi, tots dos junts lluitarem
For everything else he paints like a child.
He falls running slowly and doesn’t talk too much.
He’s Leonardo Da Vinci of cocks!
Unsheathing his pen.
(Wanker, wanker. You wanker)
Our hero comes again.
(Wanker, wanker. You wanker)
Unsheathing his pen.
(Watch out you)
Turn these strokes into veins.
(Watch out!)
Draw a big one!
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5. |
Bati K.O.
00:45
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6. |
Leslie Nielsen's Legacy
02:54
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I wish all the comedians had your hair
You were able to melt my brain
Now nothing is the same
I miss you in every movie they release
You’ve carte blanche to make us piss
‘Cause you knew the importance of your whoopee cushion
Legend!
‘Cause you were, the good looking old man that chicks wanted
Come back!
I feel that “Twenty Seven Club” should be “Eighty Four”,
your humour can beat them all
Now nothing is the same
Laughing I cannot avoid to think,
in your remaining legacy
Estribillo x2
- Está en el barrio de las putas. Me pregunto qué irá a hacer Savage por allí…
- ¿Sexo, Frank?
- Emm… ahora no, gracias. Tenemos mucho trabajo.
Drebin! Thank you for the laughs you brought my way.
Drebin! You’re the only one known as “White Haired”.
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Walking in disguise avoiding girls with my Boyband.
Haters say our playback stinks
but they don't appreciate our dancing skills.
Groupies drop their underwear,
our show smells like a fishing boat.
Eyes crying!
Nothing gave me this kind of complication,
my Boyband was the first to shine.
Now I'm some kind of pervert looking for use underwear online.
Long live to Ebay!
Don't cut our wings old man, fame will never end.
Unless your groupies notice their brains.
Don't cut our wings old man, fame will never end.
Notice their brains.
Haters say, “you disonhored manhood”,
we're just fashioned men with sculptural pecs.
Groupies cry, we don't know why!
Magazines are sold out…
Showing us!
Nothing gave me this kind of complication,
one day you’ll see yourself in mud.
Trust me you are living in a dream so try to enjoy it while you can.
Don't cut our wings old man, fame will never end.
Unless your groupies notice their brains.
Don't cut our wings old man, fame will never end.
Notice their brains
Teenage mutant ninja turtles.
Heroes in a half shell
Limber power!
We’re the world’s most handsome boyband team!
When the hater blogger attacks,
our fighting skills will shake his ass!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles
Heroes in a half shell
Limber power!
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8. |
Insert Coin
04:02
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Hey!
Closure again,
now all these tears will not belong to rain.
Is not the end,
another life will be the new blast on our game.
Smash again!
Hey!
Our bane is our gain.
Hey!
Our end is our game.
Hey!
Our bane is our gain.
Hey!
Insert coin for our next.
Closure again,
our growth is the best sequel we ever known.
Is not the end,
there’s an end but it will raze it all to the ground.
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Limber Palma De Mallorca, Spain
“Summer 2012, Mallorca. 10 megatons of melodic hardcore, videogames and sloths fell down the sky in a milkshake machine, and
as a result, Limber was born.”
Limber is a Melodic Hardcore band with a highly marked sense of humor, and influences from styles such as funk, punk rock, ska, rock’n’roll and many others.
Limber are:
JOSE - VOCALS
JAVI - BASS
DANI - DRUMS
ALEX - GUITARS
JOAN - GUITARS
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